Dear #31

Assignment: Write a letter to convince someone of something using your best rhetorical skills (ethos-appealing to authority, pathos-appealing to emotions, logos-appealing to logic)

Result:

Dear #31,

I am the one for you. We would be perfect together. Think about it; you are a jock, I'm a cheerleader. It totally works! Also, my first love was George Washington. He was 6'3. His wife, Martha, was 5 feet. If you add three inches to George and to Martha, you get both our current heights. Just think: no matter how poorly you played, after every game, you'd always have me to embrace. I'd always let you know that you are loved. Lastly, your old Young Mens leader thinks this infatuation is cute. You can't argue with him! I am most certainly the one for you.

Love,
Dawnika